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tarkov fever

The feeling and unexplainable urge to play Escape From Tarkov
I thought Gabe would never play tarkov, he is probably suffering from tarkov fever.
by Josmhusm January 5, 2022
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TANKOO THE G / TANKOO THE GOAT

Tankoo The G/Tankoo The G is An 17 Year Old Supped Star From The West Side Of Chicago.
by Tankoo The G July 27, 2022
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Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.
Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.
by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019
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MIKE BROWN TASK

Open task or assignment that is left OPEN or put off for many months or years for no reason.
MIKE BROWN TASK Dated 04/15/2009
Internal Notes: Per customer's request follow-up to see if their ePRO 500 shows in our system. Customer claims they took the ePRO Course when originally presented and received ePRO pin and Certificate however has everything packed away somewhere and cannot locate at this time. I informed customer they will need to present a copy of paid ePRO invoice or copy of certificate and or some sort of proof the course was complted, understood.

MIKE BROWN TASK Open Task Dated:10/29/08:
Received call, spoke to William. Customer offered a suggestion: Suggestion is for us to have the ePRO Directory profile have a "check" box to select if you want to received calls to your cell phone from un-solicited callers. Mentioning if the ePRO graduate puts a "check" in the box it will show their "cell phone" number in red which will all show a small paragraph in red as well warning non-solicited callers that are not intended for the business of Real Estate or applicable business to "Not Call This Cell".
by ThePrincessIC June 16, 2009
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shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises
Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.
by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018
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hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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taskbar cover up

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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