Rusty Tractor

The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.

My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!

by Madmonk210 November 30, 2017

Captain Tractor

Celtic rock band from Halifax.
Quite possibly the best Canadian band.

I listened to Captain Tractor yesterday, and now I can't stop listening. It's so bad, it's awesome.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

Tijuana tractor pull

When someone fists a girl in the ass, then drags the girl around the room using that fist.

Damn, that girl was kinky. She wanted me to give her a Tijuana tractor pull!

by PhiKap OHAB September 16, 2009

Kentucky Tractor Puller

The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.

Last night my boyfriend scared me during sex by putting it in my butt so I ran away. Little did I know I accidentally gave him a Kentucky Tractor Puller.

by Malone! January 6, 2008

The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer

The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.

I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.

by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010

Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011

Kentucky Tractor

The act of putting your penis in a male/females anus and then picking up he/she legs. Then the person getting penetrated then stands on their two hands. At this time the man inside the victim proceeds to walk them around the room thus performing the Kentucky Tractor

My friend Jakes mom let my Kentucky Tractor her last night

by HungDaddy69 May 14, 2014