Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Tooblate

Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."

"Damnit Bob I can hear the call of the tooblate!! Run!!!!!"

by davidgrover January 10, 2004

Tooba

A firecracker, or otherwise also known as a "pattakah", this firecracker in form of a woman will ruin your life with her constant emo thoughts. This firecracker will lure you in with her cute charms and looks and when you least expect it BOOM she attacks and you are stuck in her lust with no way out.
BUT don't be fooled get her angry and she will end her little firecrakcer minions after you to ruin your life. Translated into hindi you could also call her : kameeni aurat.

- stop talking to me or I will shove a tooba up your butt

by rasstaman November 30, 2011

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobigtobagit

Also known as THE pimp gnome, he rides Jonny black his black horse with pride. He is a cleric who solos Quarm with his fists and then they /sigh and /bow. He won EQ gratz him!!!!

A) Whoa thats such a sick pimping gnome, Oh heys its 2B2.
B) That leet gnome that solo'd time whats his name??? 2B2!
C)

by JonnySunami January 21, 2004

Zoom Toobin

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call

I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin

by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Doobie Toobie

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube

I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.

by ae123456 January 19, 2009