couple tracks

Originating from the HardLore podcast... when an album only has a handful of good songs.

Person 1: "Do you like the new Twitching Tongues album?"
Person 2: "Not really, but it has a couple tracks"

by Not Colin or Bo April 28, 2023

Bump Some Tracks

To play musical tunes

real nibba 1: ayo blood lemme hear dat new new beethoven
real nibba 2: ight bet lets Bump Some Tracks

by YeeezyBusta July 26, 2018

Off the tracks

THE WORLDS BEST PODCAST AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. Hosted by a very short man a man with lovely hair and some others Usually including technical issues.

OMG OFF THE TRACKS IS ON TONIGHT YAY

by Tree4003 December 23, 2021

Virtual Train Tracks

A euphemism for automatic bus guidance that makes a guided bus project sound more impressive than it actually is.
(= trackless train)

China recently unveiled the world's first train on virtual train tracks.

by lagcom2000 March 28, 2023

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

Train tracks

A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.

My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.

by SillySalleh December 24, 2021

Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009