duck tape

A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.

Duck Tape holds the universe together.

by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 March 29, 2010

Welcome to your Tape

A reference to Jay Asher's book, Thirteen Reasons Why, and the subsequent Netflix series. It is a story about a girl who commits suicide and leaves behind cassette tapes for people to listen because they were a contributing factor in her downward spiral. Colloquially, it can be used to threaten someone because they disappointed you.

"You didn't ask them for ketchup for my fries when you picked up McDonalds for me?! Welcome to your Tape"

by JanuaryFire April 13, 2017

cool tapes

Band formed by Marzipan, Strong Mad and The Cheat in Marzipans living room whilst Homestar was out buying paint to paint over his graffiti masterpiece of the same name.

Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it is at
Cool tapes are cool, yeah we like it like that
.....cool tapes
.....cool tapes
We like to get down with the cool cool tapes
We like to rock out with..
erm...
um..
A bag of four grapes!!!!!!

by The Boog May 23, 2006

magic tapeworm

when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose

i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross

by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

Duct Tape

If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

by Sherlock1 July 20, 2008

boob tape

Tape that is put on the nipple of a female breast for privacy purpaces. Usually put on when they wear revealing clothes.

Janet Jackson should have been wearing boob tape.

by Keael March 11, 2006

red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

by Jay February 13, 2004