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Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.
Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."
by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022
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Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
by -The Girls September 26, 2021
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Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 13, 2021
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Border swimmer

Jumbo: “God I love Puerto Rico! Home of the Border swimmers!!”
by THE GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS December 16, 2024
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Reagan The swimmer

Reagan his the best friend I have ever met she has made my life so much better I love her dearly she is loyal kind aggressive and all I could ask for love ya reg!
by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026
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Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024
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Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.
I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.
by Libbydunn February 14, 2024
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