ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

by Skoroca July 2, 2017

swearing

An articulate way of expressing yourself.

Fuck you.

by Kai November 17, 2003

Swear fo God

To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying.

I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test.

by ALRounder May 27, 2009

pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.

Man I really have the pork sweats.

by hello123!@# December 27, 2009

spearser

noun. one who spearses

That spearser got another lighter of mine!

by Simon Loughran September 9, 2005

swear bear

A phrase used to make a promise.
You can't lie on a swear bear

Jack: Dude, I just boned Megan Fox.
Austin: Really?!
Jack: Swear bear.
Austin: Holy Sht.

by GetWizzled January 8, 2012

The Sweats

when one tries to hold in their shit for so long they begin to sweat and shake with effort so they don't shit their pants.

many men have gotten "The Sweats" on long road trips. Sweating and shaking with effort while friends laugh at their anxiety, people with the sweats pray to heaven that there is a bathroom up ahead.

by Richard001 December 21, 2008