sponge

a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection

by ivor biggun February 20, 2004

sponger

Someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.

"You need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! He's taking advantage of you! He's a total sponger!"

by FoxLily August 8, 2013

shit through a sponge

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.

"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you

by nut September 15, 2004

Da Love Sponge

Da Love Sponge is a person so sweet and charming not to mention magnetic and captivating, that they soak up and attract others, with their enchanting ways... soaking up love like a sponge.. hence.. da love sponge... A favorite pet can also be called a love sponge.. but is mainly used for ravishingly beautiful females.

A ravishing and sweet mannered female.. a companion pet that likes to snuggle down into your lap and be pet and babied.. awwwww.. da loooovvvvvvvvvee sponge!

by Jill February 12, 2005

alcohol-sponge

A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.

Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!

by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009

sponge bob square pants

an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"

yes...it does rock

"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"

"your damn right i am homeslice"

"damn straight"

by fulgrim May 13, 2005

Spongebob Dance

A dance developed years ago in Baltimore,Maryland and it goes with Baltimore Club Music.It is a dance that can be done when you are rockin off. People from all over the country do it,from seeing it on youtube,it is NOT crank dat spongebob,nothing to do with that crank that stuff.The most common songs that people do the spongebob dance to are Tote It Remix,or the Perculator.

I was doing the spongebob dance at the party I went to yesterday!

by hey you 13579 October 20, 2008