Sportscenter

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programs listed in order and the length of the episodes vary:

Yankee Country
Manny Knows Best
The Favre Saga
The Misadventures of T.O.
Lebrontourage
The Red Sox Chronicles (or sometimes a rerun of Yankee Country)

repeat the cycle until 2PM EST.

And check this, they leave women doing the morning shift.

ESPN anchor: And still to come, we take a trip to Ben Roethlisberger's natural habitat at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Later, a rapper comes on stage! What the fuck does this have to do with sports? Who knows?! Don't tell us how to do our business, bitch! It's nawmally good!
Viewer: Man, even Sportscenter could use an offseason.

by Smart American Male April 29, 2009

good sport

Australian, n,
Easy going, agreeable. Nice person.

he's a bloody good sport he is. A fair dinkum bloke.

by herbie August 31, 2004

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011

SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010

Sporange

The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant).

"Oy punk, you're a Sporange."

by FWasHere January 17, 2019

sporadically

to happen at random times.

i learned what sporadically meant form the movie Clueless

by laurengonewild November 8, 2003

sport death

MIT - "Sport Death" meant roughly: "do not settle for mediocracy; live life in extremeus", or something like that. The practical expression of this philosophy involved intoxication, wild parties, ear-splitting rock-n-roll, and polymorphous sexual activity

Sport Death

by jack florey May 10, 2004