Splinter

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

by The Great One April 22, 2004

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009

Splirt

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

by Ro-Miller December 11, 2012

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Spearmint Split

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.

Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

splinter cell

The technical definition of being a splinter cell means working alone, being invisible, and using agility and wits to infiltrate enemy compounds to achieve your goals. A splinter cell also has the right to exercise the "Fifth Freedom" - vaguely described as ability to eliminate any threat as seen fit without question.

I am a splinter cell.

by Dave Hill October 22, 2003