spasmanian devil

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)

Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.

by theinstigator January 1, 2014

Spamcunt

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.

"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"

by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014

Psycho Spam

An email, sent by a crazy ex, with the appearance of a spam or fishing email. Psycho Spam shows up in your inbox occasionally, every couple weeks or months, with multiple phony or vacated addresses in the "sent to" address line. These emails are sent in hopes of receiving a response by you in order for the sender to open up some sad, pathetic line of communication. Whether it's to harass, trying to stir up shit, trying to be friends again, or board with the person they are with so they are fishing for a future hook up. Any negative reply might result in a "restricted" call to your cell phone.

Pete; "Anymore from that nutty bitch who was crank calling your elderly mom?"
Jay; "No, but I get psycho spam from the nut job once every couple of months."
Pete; "She lied to you, screwed you over, talked shit about you to everyone who would listen and still emails you?
Jay; "It's okay. I've forwarded her psycho spam with replies to her boyfriend. That'll keep her busy."

by LaterM1970 October 23, 2012

spam musubi

A very popular snack and luncheon food in Hawaii;rice with a slice of Spam (cooked or uncooked) on top, and typically nori (dried seaweed) surrounding it to keep it in shape

Jeff F.: Eh brah like eat spam musubi later?

Danzel: shoots bah we go grind

by Neilboi May 30, 2008

Shpasm

Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007

Gaypanic Spam

When you mentally repeat or physically text something a million times while in the midst of gay panic.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! DID HE JUST K I S S ME!?" The young man mentally gaypanic spams after being kissed by his crush.

by opalescentcow May 10, 2021

SPAM

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That is what spam is. Would be better without it.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006