stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Scumped

When you lick a mans taint while he jerks himself off

John said he wasn't gay and I wasn't allowed to touch his booty or his package so I scumped him to avoid making him feel awkward.

by Rusty Smylze March 11, 2018

Scumped

When the person got messed up so bad the got scuffed and slumped.

Holy Sh*t Nick got scumped

by Ski mask the Scump god March 18, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Slumpe

When you tripping out of your mind

I am so slumpe i cannot move

by Slumpe June 14, 2018