shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 8, 2019

shmogoonagoolagin

A very hard fuck or a very very very hard fuck.

"I shmogoonagoolagin'd her in the ass you retarted fucker"

by .....uh..ok February 12, 2005

Shmoody

A woman of desire, a woman of essence.

Ive never felt so strong for someone before. I love you, my Shmoody.

by meeehoy July 8, 2021

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018

Shmool

A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.

Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.

Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.

by Quad Girl May 13, 2010

shmoo

1. shaved pubic region of a female (shmoo as in smooth)

2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.

plural - Shmoon

1. "look at her shmoo"

by Monkau December 10, 2004

shmonged

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

by Shmonger June 9, 2017