Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 5, 2019

shmamered

1. getting shit faced drunk
2. getting totally high
3. rockin out with your cock out
4. doing random people
5. group orgies

1. we're getting shmamered tonight
2. did you go to that shmamer fest the other night?

by Manda && Tay July 7, 2006

shmaler

Someone who labels people for something they're not and they think they are right.

Oh that guy is such a shmaler. he keeps calling me a whore when i'm not.

by bex May 30, 2006

Shmaner

(pronounced: Shh Main err) Someone that enjoys sucking dick or giving head. A whore, a bobblehead, the girl that you always hear about.

Kyle: she was givin me brain last night.
Mike: me too.
Kyle: damn she be shmaninn.
*Points to the whore* "SHMMANNERR!!"
damn thats a shmaner right there.

by NelNel October 11, 2007

shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009

Shafer from MG

Small penis despite belief of other entries that make him believe he has a large penis.

Wow that penis looked like Shafer from MG.

by cassidy17 August 5, 2010

shmamered

The act of drinking SoCo and Dr. Pepper to the point that you are too intoxicated to function properly and/or remember anything you just did.

What happened last night?" "You got shmamered last night and threw everything around that you could get your hands on.

by spooby October 13, 2010