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sexmonger

a person who promotes and/or engages in sex especially promiscuous sex
The sorority girl slept with three guys in one night, she is such a sexmonger.
by z7prophet July 9, 2009
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sexconds

The amount of sex one has in seconds.
"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."
by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008
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sexmonkey

a sexual devient who enjoys animal booty. They will do anything for some pussy and that can sometimes mean that they have fucked animals, even plants sometimes. People laugh at how horny these people are, but really it is a disease.
Mark Carlson, the sexmonkey, will hae sex with just about anything, including his cat.
by cyrus N October 20, 2005
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Sexting Bases

The metaphor generally applied to sex using baseball, except towards all things sexting. The bases being:
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos

3rd: sexting
Home: photos

*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.
At first it was just simple flirting, then things progressed and we ended up rounding all the sexting bases; thank you picture phone.
by Troyciferous Rex July 20, 2011
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Sextor

The person or persons participating in Sexting.
Girl: "My boyfriend just send me a naughty pic from his iPhone."
Girl's friend: "He is one fine Sextor."
by The Pious Dog July 3, 2009
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Seton Hall Prep

Seton Hall Prep is a Catholic boys high school in West Orange, NJ. It is known for being the oldest Catholic high school in the state and for glorifying the jock culture. Most of the jocks there are so insecure and resentful about not having gotten into a better private high school (usually Delbarton, the other large Catholic boys school in North Jersey) that they assuage themselves by degrading anyone they can. Usually, this takes one of the following two forms: the Neanderthal, hateful, angry, insecure SHP jock will 1) go on blogs like this to insult Delbarton and its students (which is pathetic, since almost all of Delbarton's graduates go to Ivy League or "Little Ivy League" colleges in SHARP contrast to SHP graduates) or 2) bully any classmate at Seton Hall Prep who is not a jock and/or a Neanderthal.
This is best exemplified by reading prior entries on this blog where Seton Hall Prep's OWN STUDENTS unwittingly undermine SHP's reputation by their semi-literate, angry, immature, homophobic, ignorant posts. Further examples of the semi-literacy and slothfulness of the SHP Neanderthal SubType can be found on other student blogs like "Rate My Teacher".

For example, see prior definition where the proud Seton Hall student brags that at SHP, they are better at banging the sluttiest prostitutes (HIS reference to their girlfriends). Yeah.... that's impressive. I'm sure the administration is proud of THAT definition.
by SHP survivor March 15, 2011
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sextoy

1:N;
a person who is used for pleasure and willingly gives without many/any strings attached.

2:N; any object, manufactured or home made, that is used for sexual pleasure;
I.E. Dildo, Vibrator, Strap on Harness, Butt Plug, Anal Beads, Etc.
1: Jessica has her sex toy over for the night, so she won't be joining us for dinner.

2: Jennifer has been in the bathroom a long time, she just bought a new sextoy.
by Bookworm February 3, 2005
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