malignant stupidity

A disease marked by a level of lack of intelligence and common sense so deep, so aberrant, so impossibly incurable by any means whatsoever (conventional or otherwise) eventually leading the afflicted individual to perform some act ensuring demise and subsequent enormous amounts of ridicule by society at large for decades to come.

In cases where only the malignantly stupid subject him/herself falls victim to an act leading to self-extinction, nomination for a Darwin Award is in order, having removed themselves as potential polluters of the gene pool and propagation of malignant stupidity in future generations.

However, in cases where an uninvolved or otherwise innocent party/parties has the misfortune of being in close proximity to said act, resulting in death or injury to said party, the afflicted individual's qualification for a Darwin Award has been annulled even if they themselves died in commission of said act.

1. Having suffered from malignant stupidity since childhood, one could hear an audible sigh of relief from the gene pool the day Steve decided it was a GOOD idea to use dynamite to make holes for ice fishing; he EARNED that Darwin Award, the hard way.

2. Steve lost his chance forevermore at receiving a Darwin Award when it was discovered that his brother Jerry was fishing on the lake that day as well, unable to flee for cover before the load exploded, cracking the ice, and Jerry fell in. It is truly a shame that rescuers were unable to find his body until the spring melt, although they did manage to scrape bits and pieces of Steve off the ice.

by allee12345 January 25, 2009

are you stupid?

a sarcastic phrase often applied when somebody has asked or stated something that has made them seem unintelligent etc. hence the natural question "are you stupid?"

"hey that was sarcasm you just used on me!"

"ummm, yeah. are you stupid?"

by thebaconmeister March 20, 2010

stupidentally

Occurring unexpectedly or unintentionally after doing something so stupid, careless or negligent that it should have been obvious that you would run into trouble.

The officer stupidentally shot three other officers while trying to stop a pit bull that was attacking them.

by JP Burke September 8, 2008

stuplexia

Meaning some people suffer from this new found condition, which everyday stupid people just pretend to act intelligent but only they believe it and no one else can!

Stuplexia: Pretending they know it all. Becoming unstuck in situations beyond there capabilities. Example of using dyslexia as an excuse for lack of stupidness.

by DaTruth40 December 22, 2013

stupid beta

Something someone calls you as an insult (typically a Jesse).

Frida: Wait, so, 10 x 10 isn't 120?
Jesse: No, you stupid beta. It's 100.

by xxxacoustic August 1, 2017

Stupidsta

A cute name for a cute person named Miley who Eren loves very much, she is adorable and extremely sweet and kind. She will brighten up your day just by talking to you. She’s very precious and deserves the best in life. Everyone around her thinks she’s cute and loves her very much. No one is cuter than this bapy.

Ilysmmtymclbihyetuboyaglfto.

Stupidsta is such a cutie I love her.

by Erentheidot February 14, 2020

terminal stupidity

Terminal Stupidity - The combination of three factors: Lack of knowledge, lack of wisdom, and lack of concern, that endangers the lives of individuals afflicted with the condition, or those around them.

All three factors must continue for a substantial period of time for an individual to be considered "terminally stupid." The condition is often characterized by the attitude contained in this phrase: "I don't know, it don't matter, and I don't have to care."

Terminal stupidity is NOT a natural condition. It is a condition chosen by an individual, group, or corporation - but it is not a permanent flaw.

If the afflicted person or group can be educated with facts; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be informed by wisdom and experience; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be made to understand how a specific situation or decision does, in fact, concern them;

THEN... They are not terminally stupid.

Simply being ignorant, inexperienced/unwise, or arrogant/hubristic (uneducated/uninformed, unwise, or uncaring) does not make someone terminally stupid.

All three conditions MUST be met.

"Those corporate fuckers are terminally stupid! Someone's gonna die thanks to their terminal stupidity!"

"That crazy hippie wannabe is terminally stupid, tying himself to the top of that tree. He's gonna end up dead that way."

"Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and George W. Bush were terminally stupid in deciding to go to war in Iraq."

by Smitty's Monkey Wrench July 7, 2014