Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.

"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."

by A. Holt Ambrosius February 21, 2009

satchel

1: Slang for the male scrotal sac
2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse
3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2
4: A bag of cannabis

1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!
2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!
3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.
4: My satchel is crotched.

by Dude Mann October 1, 2006

satch

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."

I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?

by Lono April 18, 2005

Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

satc

best tv show EVER

besides the fact that its really just porn with a plot

I watch SATC because i can watch it obsessively and not be called a porno sick-o

by A-hor January 16, 2005

satchpop

A commonly used term which means to punch a girl with your fist near the top of her snatch. it is intended to cause pain.

"My bitch started acting up so I had to satchpop the hell out of her"

by Hunter, D. Sanchez June 19, 2003

satchmoability

having jazz skills like the legendary louis armstrong, satchmo and just generally being a hipster

" dude you have serious satchmoability, u really play that trumpet well"

by dj guiller November 2, 2008