Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

Frank to Bun Ratio

The Frank to Bun Ratio would be the ratio of men to women at a party or any social gathering. Men being Franks, Women being Buns. Commonly referred to the "F to B".

Dude, the Frank to Bun Ratio sucks here, it is a sausage fest. -OR- Dude, the F to B sucks here, it is a sausage fest.

by Zach Race January 28, 2008

cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.

Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.

by modtrtr March 6, 2009

Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

by FreeWheelTheory June 22, 2011