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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.
by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009
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