pretexter

n. - a person who pretends that they can text message quickly in public, to impress those watching.

He says he can send messages at 78 words per minute, but he's a pretexter. He sends nothing to no one at that speed.

by YTONTHEMOON September 15, 2009

Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.

I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement

by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010

preposterocity

when anything has a overly consistent history of being preposterous

duke nukem forevor has a release date? PREPOSTEROCITY!

by J Legend April 27, 2011

Pedesterizing

What a man riding on a bike does to a driver in a hurry, who doesn't want to wait while the bicyclist lollygags peddling slowly, as the car is trying to enter a traffic circle.

Riding along merrily while hindering those around you.

Why is he pedesterizing me?! This actually happened..

by mesquared May 3, 2014

Preggster

Pregnant female.

Yesenia is looking very preggster today on her way to work

by Cmainey July 5, 2016

Prepostericilousillyasaurus

A preposterous, ridiculous, silly dinosaur.

I ordered a T-Rex costume for my 4-year old son for Halloween. But when he put it on, I discovered it was actually a Prepostericilousillyasaurus. I asked for a refund.

by Tomothy Sears November 1, 2017

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020