There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016

peenee

penis, male genitalia.

Often used when one is too uncomfortable to use the word "penis."

The peenee can be found in a man's pants.

by Webster New World Dictionary September 23, 2004

peeknuckle

Anybody younger then the person using the word "peeknuckle". Usually a very little kid or middleschooler.

"Look at all those little peeknuckles!"

by Christine Bagwell March 10, 2008

peen

a common word used to describe the penis

" look at that guys peen..it makes my grandpas look big."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

peenalitis

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

by la the brightman March 20, 2010

Peconomics

Getting huge ripped muscles without using or buying expensive supplements or protein powders.

Person 1: That guy is so ripped!!
Person 2: I know!! and he doesnt even use whey protein, he practically lives on peanut butter and hot dogs, thats some serious peconomics.

by Rallans December 21, 2010

Peenery

of, or describing the penis

She better quit before I put some peenery in her life she'll never forget.

by pimpsugafoot June 16, 2011