by anonymous May 11, 2022
Get the booty pebble mug.The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog
that shit was incredible i peebledashed!
by paul December 25, 2003
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(When you have large load to drop in the toilet) what the "large load" splits into, usually the size of pea gravel or marbles.
by drkratchet105 June 18, 2008
Get the butt pebble mug.I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.
by ravenhiss September 15, 2003
Get the pebble mud mug.When two or more men forcefully penetrate as many holes as possible on a woman. Then proceed to eat a nice fruit cobbler off of her vaginal region.
by Blakob May 14, 2006
Get the pobbles cobbler mug.The effect left on a toilet bowl after a wind-assisted crap. Its usually the result of drinking too much or eating too spicy food.
You must be passing a soft type of stool to start with, then if you happen to break wind towards the end of the crap, the soft stool is seperated as its leaving your anus, into very small pieces (between the size of a pin-head and a garden pea I would say)with the wind your passing too.
The result is the aforementioned brown specs , adhere themselves to the toilet bowl and rim in a random pattern that resembles the style of finish found on many British buildings built between 1930 and 1970.
Pebbledashing is best carried out in other toilets rather than your own , unless of course you employ a house-maid/cleaner to clean your loo.
Pebbledashing at friends houses is a quick way to loose friends.
You must be passing a soft type of stool to start with, then if you happen to break wind towards the end of the crap, the soft stool is seperated as its leaving your anus, into very small pieces (between the size of a pin-head and a garden pea I would say)with the wind your passing too.
The result is the aforementioned brown specs , adhere themselves to the toilet bowl and rim in a random pattern that resembles the style of finish found on many British buildings built between 1930 and 1970.
Pebbledashing is best carried out in other toilets rather than your own , unless of course you employ a house-maid/cleaner to clean your loo.
Pebbledashing at friends houses is a quick way to loose friends.
My 3 favourite Pebbledash Locations.
1/ At work.Because some-one else is paid to clean the toilets,so I see it as job creation.
2/ In higher class hotels.I try to be in the room when the housekeeping staff come in.I like to watch chambermaids having to smile&look like they are enjoying their work,due to the high hotel prices,then see them go in the ensuite bathroom to spruce it up&change the towels.Their faces change when they see the heavily splattered toilet as they know they're going to be cleaning it! Its even better if there's a toilet brush provided but obviously not used, because that says:-
I'm proud of what I've done,its your job to clean the lavvy¬ the paying guests! I've found older maids are OK about it (they probably have husbands who do the same at home),but some of the younger ones really dislike cleaning the lavvy after I've just had a good "turn-out" in it.
3/ At home on a friday morning. Our cleaner comes in then,so to ensure she's doing her job,I like to give the toilet in the main bathroom a pebbledashing. If I'm not able to pebbledash,I wriggle my arse to the rear of the hole in the seat, lean forward slightly and release a huge crap all down the back and sides of the bowl. She never dissapoints though&when I return home at night, the whole house is immaculate and all the toilets are gleaming white porcelein, not a skid-mark or bit of pebbledash in sight
1/ At work.Because some-one else is paid to clean the toilets,so I see it as job creation.
2/ In higher class hotels.I try to be in the room when the housekeeping staff come in.I like to watch chambermaids having to smile&look like they are enjoying their work,due to the high hotel prices,then see them go in the ensuite bathroom to spruce it up&change the towels.Their faces change when they see the heavily splattered toilet as they know they're going to be cleaning it! Its even better if there's a toilet brush provided but obviously not used, because that says:-
I'm proud of what I've done,its your job to clean the lavvy¬ the paying guests! I've found older maids are OK about it (they probably have husbands who do the same at home),but some of the younger ones really dislike cleaning the lavvy after I've just had a good "turn-out" in it.
3/ At home on a friday morning. Our cleaner comes in then,so to ensure she's doing her job,I like to give the toilet in the main bathroom a pebbledashing. If I'm not able to pebbledash,I wriggle my arse to the rear of the hole in the seat, lean forward slightly and release a huge crap all down the back and sides of the bowl. She never dissapoints though&when I return home at night, the whole house is immaculate and all the toilets are gleaming white porcelein, not a skid-mark or bit of pebbledash in sight
by 3_5hits_A_Day July 17, 2010
Get the PEBBLEDASH mug.Essentially the effect given to the inside of the toilet bowl right after getting the beer-shits, thus resembling the outside facade of certain british pre 1970's council homes, where small stone pieces are spread over the outside wall giving a textured effect.
Tarquin: 'I wouldnt go into the bog for a good half an hour mate'
Walter: 'Whys that then'?
Tarquin: 'I Just unloaded the beer shits and pebble dashed the bog'
Walter: 'Whys that then'?
Tarquin: 'I Just unloaded the beer shits and pebble dashed the bog'
by Verbal_Kunt May 10, 2005
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