two in one

putting ones testicals into a girls anus and then masturbating then ejaculating onto her back.

man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one

by clickyray June 22, 2008

Pop Pop, Two For One

1.)Exclamation of joy when i. Taking out two opponents at once on any FPS ii. Passing two cars in one corner on a racing game
2.) A Line From Mo' Money

1.) i. after circle strafing and decapitating two ppl on unreal tournament, Darryl yells 'pop pop two for one'

by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003

Two guys one girl

Some shit only lowkey gay niggas agree to.

Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl

Bob: That's some gay shit

by MrBeaches February 25, 2018

two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away

by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004

Two-In-One

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.

Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.

by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015

two for one

three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.

John and I got a two for one last night.

by Brandino December 6, 2006

Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special

Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.

by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018