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octopussy

How did that chick crank out eight more kids?

Fertility drugs and because she has an octopussy.
by Lt. Dingo April 14, 2009
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octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.
I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
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Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"
by DNugz July 16, 2008
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octopus

A mysterious type of blow job used by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.
Az had to see the doctor to get help for his dick, wounded by the octopus.
by Fiona Slennz April 14, 2006
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Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.
My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.
by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010
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Octopussy

Jack Octigan aka a ginormous faggot
the octopussy down the road sat in the corner while kids threw shit at him
by NOOB@)210 November 26, 2010
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Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
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