Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.

OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!

by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016

Shitglory Names

When someone of Urban Dictionary publishes a name to the site just to either promote thier shitty name so people think they a the best or publish the name of someone they hate so that they can laugh at how everyone thinks the name is douchey.

Basically. Shitglorified is a fucker who is so lonley they need to publish bullshit in order to feel good about themselves. (ironic)

Greb: yo haha just publish my name to the site now It says im cool therefore i am!
Dannn: Some fucker put my weird ass name here and now I seem like a fuck.
J'quantavious: Look at the fuckin Shitglory Names people are creating these days. Bet the next thing they look up is virgin.

by Lumfaous December 12, 2018

My names Jeff

One of the greatest memes in 9,000 galaxies, with this meme in your belt no one will ever know your true identity because u r JEFF.

My names Jeff, what’s ur name, I SAID MY NAME IS JEFF!

by Meme_boi9000 October 23, 2019

UD names

a place for desperate people to make them feel good about themselves.

P1: hey you wanna go check UD names?
P2: nah the people there want attention. Im staying on UD.

by yardardar March 30, 2021

Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.

His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.

by 22(god) April 27, 2019

A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.

Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.

by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020

Grade school names

1st grade is called noob
2nd grade is called classy
3nd grade is call prodigy
4th grade is called flashy
5th grade is called graduationer
6th grade is called middle grade/senior elementary
7th grade is called gazelle
8th grade is called Junior high/citizen
9th grade is called freshman
10th grade is called sophomore

11th grade is called Junior
12th grade is called senior

Guy So you're still in grade school?
Girl yeah I got a hold back.
Guy So what year are you in?
Girl senior I'm 20.
Girl my grade school name is senior.

Guy ....
Guy well I'm past the grade school names.

by 459395 January 29, 2022