mustafucta

a contraction of "must have fucked a"

mustafucta is a good word

by Jerome March 19, 2004

Mustard Goblin

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

by Sports kid October 30, 2011

mustache_izuku

A MHA content creator named mustache_izuku.(my favorite creator.🙄 obviously)

mustache_izuku Loves Izuku Midoriay, as well as me.

by Finn._.bunny June 1, 2021

desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

Bung Mustard

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.

Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Mistaketh to maketh

When a mistake has been made but you need a more casual way to express what has occurred.

I can’t believe they’ve done it again, what a mistaketh to maketh.

by grandpajack March 4, 2023