The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.
Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
by Stu Moss January 20, 2007
n.
The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.
The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.
Guy: what should we do with this extra food?
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.
by Rockymountainnotthejuniorhigh July 21, 2014
by Robby Spit June 29, 2012
A moral relativist is one with a snarky attitude and bloated sense of self-importance. They can be found loitering about college campus' for years on end in multiple graduate school programs. If you are unfortunate to have one in your freshman philosophy class they will ask "questions" that are not so carefully disguised claims of superiority over the professor and all other students. Often known to despise organized religion and wear anti-religious bigotry on his/her sleeve, while displaying outrage at all other forms of bigotry. They become loud and angry if you point out that such outrage ironically hinges on moral absolutism.
- There is no right and wrong, there is only perception of right and wrong.
- Is that so? Well you won't mind if I do this.
::smacks moral relativist in the mouth::
- OW! Why did you do that?
- I perceived it as the right thing to do during this conversation.
- Is that so? Well you won't mind if I do this.
::smacks moral relativist in the mouth::
- OW! Why did you do that?
- I perceived it as the right thing to do during this conversation.
by Jan OLeary May 03, 2010
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
by theunknowngl October 17, 2004
An immoral minority of Bible believing bigots who preach the love of God through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. Anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50's era. On their way to hell, they will see heaven, and God may very well slap them and say "WRONG!".
The Moral Majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said "Stick that in and feel the love of God".
by Lengsel December 11, 2007