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Macloser

A person who foolishly spends excessive money on technology hoping to somehow become superior or cool because of said purchase even though superior lower cost technology exists.
James spent so much money on his iphone and Mac he had to live with his parents, what a MacLoser!

MacLoser; I got a new car today, I'll be over to pick you up as soon as I get it back from my Machanic, get some Macgas, and find an approved Macroad to your house. But don't worry, after 30 years and 10% market share soon everyone will be driving a Maccar... ihope
by Nomac March 20, 2009
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Malcookage

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.
Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011
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Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.
I am malcolmed
by Malcolm November 29, 2003
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