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soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL
Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:
by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023
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Mailbox Tripping

When driving at night and mistaking a mailbox for something else.
Person A: Don't hit that crazy lady standing on the side of the road.
Person B: Dude, calm down. Your just mailbox tripping.
by subwayfreshfit September 24, 2010
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Mailbox

Mailbox: a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam
You are such a mailbox! Why can’t you say something useful?
by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023
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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
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The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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mailbox

1. (common noun)
A structure that can be opened with a small door on a single pole that contains nothing but bills and garbage, not to be confused with the <AFC East>.

2. An Arizonan bread <oven>.
I found a coupon for a used condom shop in my mailbox.
by 2hufan January 11, 2025
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