Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

Liper

Liper is the best ship in the #piperazzi squad and just had their 7 months.

Liper is amazing!

by Piper + Lev = Liper December 15, 2020

lippert

a hot ass bitch, blonde hair blue eyes, tattoos.....peircings....keeps it real and has a grill....got lots of friends and uses everything she has....pure goodness

" Yo that girl is a total Lippert"

by Bo Lippert October 17, 2006

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008

Lippers and Hooks

The act of cock stabbing a hooker from behind while enjoying a nice wad of SKOAL in ones mouth. The hookers juicy starfish then becomes the spitter for that fat lipper ur enjoying.

Bell: Yo you guys wanna come to my bachelor party down in Atlantic City this weekend?
Dude: Hells yeah B Bell. Your fiance can't find out about you partaking in some Lippers and Hooks though.
Bell: Man fuck that bitch. I do what I want.

by B Bell April 29, 2013

goat-lipped hussy

Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.

"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"

"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"

by Todd Tyree October 19, 2008

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020