A place where most tourist think is just place to have fun and always want to visit. But, outside that strip is a city with people who want to leave that dump.
by HelpMeNow! February 8, 2012
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Even if you go to Las Vegas and win some money while you're there (rare instance), you'll still be "epic-sad" when it comes time to head for home and return to your shitty old lifestyle. And if you drove to Vegas, your departure will be even shittier as you find yourself driving through miles upon miles of vast desert and lost souls.
If you get laid, you'll come home with aids.
If you get laid, you'll come home with aids.
by jizzinmypantsok March 5, 2013
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by AYB July 1, 2003
Get the Las Vegas mug.A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.
Carl: That was definitely the best Las Vegas Luau I have ever had
Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
by Faggalicious 2 July 21, 2011
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by Lil BG Devil August 13, 2009
Get the Las Vegas mug.(1) where fine ass bitches get with ugly ass dudes.
(2) where beautiful(not cute, not pretty) girls that you would want to marry have fucked up twisted lives and are on drugs.
(2) where beautiful(not cute, not pretty) girls that you would want to marry have fucked up twisted lives and are on drugs.
(1) did you see that ugly ass mexican dude in las vegas w/ that fine ass white girl? i wish i lived here to get that action.
(2) dude i kicked with that beautiful girl in las vegas but i started tripin when i saw how she was when she smoked that weed.
(2) dude i kicked with that beautiful girl in las vegas but i started tripin when i saw how she was when she smoked that weed.
by tripped on 1 bitch February 10, 2009
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