kevin vagina day

Kevin vagina day is a day where we can all celebrate the existence of kevin vagina himself. He gives glory to all the vaginaless with the power of his great one vagina. The stanky fishy will spread throughout the whole world to spread his cheer. But beware, if you do not celebrate kevin vagina day he will come into your room when you sleep and slap you with his vagina.

kevin vagina: I have come to bless you with my great big hairy vagina.
Everyone: All hail the great kevin vagina day

by joaks January 25, 2020

Kevin Ling

Kevin Ling is the most awesome person! He gets the girls and is very buff! everybody go to his swimming meets to see his hot body. He eats six meals a day! He is very nice and cute.

Kevin Ling is the cutest.

by Stephanie Ching February 12, 2013

Kevin Theory

Simply the greatest physical triumph since the development of math. Kevin Theory is a new mathematical system which defines all physically possible systems under one elegant 7 dimensional vector. Kevin Theory, developed at the University of Alberta by the undergrad which bears it's name, is expected to be released in 2007. Kevin Theory involves only one "unit" K-bar which allows physical interpretation of all calculations to be accurate to one part in 40,000.

Wow I wish I were like Kevin.

Kevin Theory kicks ass man, I learned it then never had to study again.

Man, where can I get my hands on some Kevin Theory?

by Unworthy of Kevin November 28, 2006

Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

by GloIcy April 6, 2021

Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kelvin

He is a nice but mean person he sometimes really honest with you depending how close you guys are he cares for his friends and family even though he might not show it he is also very sensitive guy but he might not show that part of him so be aware of that, he might not be nice to you but he’s just playing around with you never take things too seriously with him, he might just want to make you laugh and be friends. You will never meet a guy like him, he’s smart, funny, confident, sweet, sensitive, playful. He loves playing soccer as well, I mean a lot of Hispanics love playing soccer too, he loves playing with his friends even though they suck, he loves playing with his team and family. He is an amazing person to be friends with everyone should meet a guy like him.

Ex1:did you see kelvin today, I thought he was going to cry but he went to the nurse and got an ice pack
Ex2:

Girl1:wow kelvin is actually really nice

Girl2:don’t judge a book by its cover

by Best bitch in town June 9, 2018

Uncle Kevin

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.

Uncle Kevin is my favorite uncle!

by Your favorite niece May 14, 2014