Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

motherfucking park jimin!!!

motherfucking park jimin!!! is a very good looking person. he is observationally cute, sexy, hot and all that other good shit i’m still too lazy to mention.

person one: jimin is so sexy!!
person two: that’s because he’s motherfucking park jimin!!!

by 1275_nina January 10, 2019

Jimin

the most beautiful human being on this planet. the softest fucking bean ever. he cares a shit load about the other members of his group and is always ready to make your feel warm. his dancing is just JKHFGERCJSDKIHERFKIHLIWEJFWIKHE and can possibly make you go nuts or just make you nut. loves animals and is a squishy as fuuuuuuuu

jimin: * cuddles with a lil kitty*
me: oh my fucking shut he’s so soft and adorable and cute and squishy and- *dies*

by BANGTAN’S HOE October 19, 2018

jemina pearl

lead singer of be your own pet

wow did you go to that be your own pet concert last night? it was crazy fun you should'a seen jemina pearl's dance moves!

by anna+jamin=love August 28, 2006

Jimin

Literally a smol child with chocolate abs, also known as the “you got no jams” boy. Member of BTS ( bangtan sonyeodan), part of vocal line along with Jungkook, Jin and Taehyung. In a three way relationship with Jungkook and Taehyung. No body can stop these three from loving each other, but when hes not with those two its either JIKOOK OR VMIN. Oh and he also has a fat ass also known as JIBOOTY

-Masala-

1. RM : “jimin you got no jams”
2.JM : “excuse meeee”
3. JM : “This my shiteu”

by Its melissa bitch January 11, 2018

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

Hot Jiminy

The act of masterbating in one's hand and ejaculating in it. Then taking the load and slapping another person (or one's self) in the face with it.

Dever gave Connor a mean hot jiminy yesterday. Boy, they sure are kinky.

by Jake B. March 12, 2004