Jalapendejo 

Someone who thinks that Jalapeno's are the hottest form of chili pepper, and says so frequently.

Stew: "These jalapeno's are the hottest peppers EVAR!"

Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!

Jalapendejo by Merrrrrrrp July 11, 2012

Jalapeno

A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.

Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?

Jalapeno by Drake1989 July 17, 2011

Jalapeno

A pimp in Visalia.

hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.

Jalapeno by jalapeno July 17, 2003

Jalapeñussy

A Jalapeño pepper in the shapr/form resembling a females genitals

Or when her pussy tastes spicey

Bro they got the jalapeñussy on my burger

Can I have the Nachos and add some Jalapeñussy

Shorty got that Jalapeñussy

Jalapeñussy by Lord Fungus May 15, 2022

Jalapenie 

This means there was too many jalapenos on my burger.

It was way too jalapenie. The food is too damn hot, it's jalapenie!!

Jalapenie by River Rocks July 7, 2023

Jalapeños Plopper 

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

Jalapeños Plopper by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

Jalepeñis

When your girl eat jalapeños and then goes down on you, so it start to sting a lil

“Babe I think you gave me Jalepeñis eating them jalapeños. my wee wee is kinda tingly”

Jalepeñis by pkitty575 January 5, 2026