Jalapendejo

Someone who thinks that Jalapeno's are the hottest form of chili pepper, and says so frequently.

Stew: "These jalapeno's are the hottest peppers EVAR!"

Chad: Dude, you are such a jalapendejo! Everyone knows the hottest pepper is the Bhut Jolokia!

by Merrrrrrrp July 11, 2012

JALAPENJO

It’s a phrase commonly used by people who saw an angry Penjo in action. That outburst of rage is just beautiful.

Oh my God! He totally Jalapenjoed that staircase

by Prototype3000 June 21, 2021