Her eyes are so big you could see football fields in them. Her wavy brown hair is the softest thing in the world, when it breezes by you it's like a feather softly landing on your face. Her smile is like a thousand galaxies getting together to see stars twinkling. Her laugh is like a little bell that rings and winks little sounds or happiness. If you ever found one, you have to hold on to her, and treat her right.
by Baichii November 4, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. a jesscia is psycho crazy ass bitch who likes to throw things at her husband and break tvs she is a druggie and bad parent.
by sukmypoop March 6, 2020
Get the jessicamug. A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. 
by fanboy990 March 17, 2019
Get the jessicamug. he epic tiktoker you see on your for you page. She has a lot of hoes but stays loyal to her one and only squidward. #SQUIDISBAE Around her friends she is le epic and makes hilarious jokes. But around random ppl she likes to blend in by wearing CAMO. She hates the office with a passion bc of her worst friend patrick star. Her TikToks are le
epic and amazing. Also she is besties w the best person in the world which makes her also the best
epic and amazing. Also she is besties w the best person in the world which makes her also the best
by tiny dancer July 12, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is one of a kind. She's very generous and she has a kind heart. When you get close to a Jessica, she'll be very hard to get and she has a hard time loving people. If you make her a promise, she'll always remember. When you have a Jessica, don't let her go just because you thought she was toxic; she's been through a lot and just needs love. Take care of her and let her know you'll always be there for her.
by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018
Get the Jessicamug.