Grouper

A person who changes gender or sexual orientation later in life much like the way that a grouper can change sexes after maturity but never in a hot coed porno kind of way.

"I can't believe my wife of 20 years went grouper on me and started bangin' bull-dikes"

"Bruce Jenner turned grouper and is now Caitlyn Jenner - from Wheaties to Froot-Loops at 50 years of age."

by fffrick August 21, 2016

Grosse Ile

Grosse Ile is a little island no one cares about. Its just far enough from Detroit to be considered nice, but as we all know everything flows downriver. there is never anything to do there so locals drink and smoke away the day. If you don't have an MIP you're a social outcast who smokes alone in your basement. The detective can turn into a deer. There are more deer then people, and at least a million rabbits. Every year, everyone over the age of 13 goes to "Island Fest" completely wasted. No matter how drunk you are, it's still not fun. Everyone knows there are only 2 police on patrol at a time so if you see them both, you can do whatever you want. Busting mailboxes is a high schoolers pastime. We have 2 bridges but the free ones a piece of shit and constantly needs repairs forcing everyone to pay 3 dollars to get off and back on the island. Our football sucks but people still go to watch it. All the middle schoolers go and stand on a hill during the game and socialize while the high schoolers plan the afterpartys. even though a celebration wont be needed considering they never win. just another excuse to get shwasted. Its a pretty fucked up place and I wouldn't recommend going there.

Have you ever been to grosse Ile?

No, and I never will

why?

I dont want to get drunk and chase around deer, so I dont see a point to going to Grosse Ile

by Bobanator August 5, 2008

groseph

blackness, negroness, or a black person called joseph, taken from the word neGRO (meaning a member of the negroid peoples of Africa, living chiefly in the south Sahara.)

"Hey groseph!", "thats rather groseph!", or simply just "groseph"

by Jang aziz akhbar March 19, 2004

share the gospel

To have gay sex. Termed after George Alan Rekers, a religious conservative and co-founder of the homophobic "Family Research Council", who was spotted returning from a European gaycation with a male prostitute hired from Rentboy.com. When asked to explain his conduct, Rekers said that the rent boy "let me share the gospel of Jesus Christ with him with many Scriptures in three extended sessions".

That Catholic priest was able to share the gospel with over 9000 of his altar boys.

by OygaBoyga May 16, 2010

National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

grossening

Nasty and disgusting. Makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit.

Sandy: "I wish that asshat would stop chewing with his mouth open."

Erin: "I know, it's so grossening."

by Sandy Lemke February 29, 2008

Gropeability

To see someone that you would like to grope

Woman 1: What I look for is, is gropeability.

Woman 2: What the hell is Gropeability?

Woman 1: See that guy there? (points at a guys ass)

Woman 2: Oh Dang! yeah thats Gropeability alright. HAHA

by AmariRox September 10, 2010