Goober Pea

Southern slang for peanut

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit

"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"

by aj hutchison January 17, 2008

Goobergiser

A monkey without balls and a brain.

You are a Goobergiser

by MATADIO December 9, 2003

goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

gooberish

Gooberish means someone or something is silly

Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me

by Stormbehr October 3, 2017

Gooberfrak

A verb describing two unsightly people having sexual intercourse.

A combination of the word Goober, or Snot, which is hailed to be disgusting, and Frak, derived from Fuck, which would entail sexual intercourse.
Gooberfrak, Gooberfrakking.

See also; Gooberfrakker(s), Gooberfraks,

"Oh my god, I walked in on my parents Gooberfrakking on the couch! It was disgusting!!!"

Jock: "Hey there Nerd. I saw you get out of the car with your nerd girlfriend."
Nerd: "So?"
Jock: "Well? Were you getting some sweet gooberfrak going on or what?! -laughs and walks away-"
Nerd: o_o?

by Torphius March 11, 2009

Goobersnake

Goobersnake is slang for a penis, cock, dick, etc.

"That girl told me Mike M. has a small goobersnake."

by TG489 February 4, 2010