goated

person with lots of goats

goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!

goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats

by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021

goiter love

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).

Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.

by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

Goatorious

Goatorious means "Greatest Of All Time", Notorious.

Melanie B. is SUPER GOATORIOUS. No other boss compares.

by Stardust3111 October 4, 2019

Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

Gater

1a. a person who is a fan of Stargate, either the movie, the TV show SG-1, Stargate:Atlantis, or all three. (or just two out of the three.)

1b. a member of a secret bulletin board hidden in the depths of the internet. This bboard...well, lets just say...

I BELIEVE PRES DOC IS TEH SEXIEST MEMBER OF TEH FORUM!
o.0

by aya-kun May 13, 2005