geck

"Garden of Eden Creation Kit" from Fallout 2.

Get the geck, or get the geck out of here!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

gerk

Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.

Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."

Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.

by amandapants September 16, 2009

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Gecks

Scottish slang for glasses or sunglasses

check out that glakit cunts gecks, they look fuckin stupid!

by Kieran J May 9, 2007

Gerk

Gerk is geek + nerd. Nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. And geek is usally when your into geeky things like Star Wars, video games, ect.

Wow! She/he gets straight A's and is a huge Star Wars fan, she/he is a gerk.

by GerkGirl88 December 1, 2013

Gerkin

A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.

Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.

by Mike from France May 9, 2008

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003