Fixings

All the meats available at one location.

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”

by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021

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faxing a fax

An analogy used when fax machines were common to describe a process that gives diminishing returns. When a document is sent between fax machines, the resulting copy is not perfect. If this copy is itself sent to a fax machine, the resulting copy of that copy is even further from the original, and so ad infinitum.

Cloning for countless generations has rendered these people impotent and hideous, their genetic structure degraded to the point of near inoperability. The effect on their DNA from the creation of each new generation of clones was, in essence, like faxing a fax.

by C4770 March 14, 2022

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foing

fondling your ding-a-ling

I was foing with it.

by mak :3 April 2, 2022

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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

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