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Fisherman's Mouth

A mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don't want to go to. Often used by males to get out of their girlfriend's lameass plans.

Originated from Penny Arcade.
Girl: "So are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer's market?

Boy: "Sorry, I got a terrible case of Fisherman's Mouth. Seriously, you don't want this shit."
by ThePunkRockJester October 17, 2008
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supreme fisherman

Someone who masterbates frequently. Heavy play on the word masterbate = master bait or master baitor (one who baits hooks, thus giving the person title of supreme fisherman).
I swear John never comes out of his room when mom and dad are gone, he's a f*cking supreme fisherman I tell you what"
by BlessROK April 6, 2005
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Foster care

State sanctioned concentration camps- Children in foster care are "taught" "proper" behavior (and if that means beating them senseless until they go to confessional with you..so be it). 2/3 of homes are abusive in one way or another.

Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.
Which is better? An abusive home, abusive foster care or an abusive home with a relative? So many options...
by matildamay September 27, 2009
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Fishering

To masturbate more than 3 times a day without stopping.
Garrett didn't come to school today because he was fishering.
by NamNat February 13, 2015
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fisherman's tuck

A way of concealing an erection by pulling the penis up and tucking it into the waistband of the trousers, then letting the shirt hang over the top to conceal the tip of the penis poking out above the trousers.
That guy over there just used the old fisherman's tuck to hide himself.
by Maelin August 8, 2003
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fisher middle school

A middle school located in Los Gatos, California that contains a vast majority of stuckup white kids who abuse their rich parents large amounts of money.

At Fisher you will see a wide variety of assholes. It is not uncommon to have gotten drunk by the end of 8th grade. You can be sure to walk into the girls bathroom and see a skinny girl complain about how much "non-fat" yogurt she ate during lunch while applying the amount of makeup equivalent to that of Jeffree Star. Most boys are jocks who are obsessed with tits even though they have never seen a pair.

The principal and vice principal are dikes who's ultimate goal is to rape all the children.
guy 1: hey I'm thinking about going to Fisher Middle School
guy 2: that school sucks don't go there
by smokeybear July 28, 2009
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fisherman's grip

I hooked up with that girl I met, gave her a fisherman's grip.
by Raniator August 28, 2007
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