When you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. It is usually the reason for most people to stay home.
"mom can i stay home today i think i've got the flu or somthing" said jake the snake
"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom
"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away
"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom
"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away
by Kevinanino March 11, 2008
Get the Smash Flumug. having sinus problems, for example: runny nose, sniffles, congestion,etc. due to an all night cocaine binge. Typically the person will not be run down but alert and energetic.
" I think Heather has some bad allergies today, but they don't seem to be slowing her
down." --
-- "Nah, she has the Colombian Flu!"
down." --
-- "Nah, she has the Colombian Flu!"
by Mic Mysteriouz February 28, 2009
Get the Colombian Flumug. The racist Covidiot went to the retarded Trump rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "Kung Flu"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 16, 2021
Get the Kung Flumug. by MDK 317 October 17, 2008
Get the Bird Flumug. A type of flu, that despite being around for decades and having periodic flare ups that kill relatively few people, is somehow the new supervirus that is going to destroy humanity.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media has talked nonstop about swine flu for months despite it being less severe and less deadly than the seasonal flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
by Agactual October 24, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like
symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend
symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend
Guy A: "Duude I'm feeling a little under the weather."
Guy B: "why?"
Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."
Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."
Guy B: "why?"
Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."
Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."
by derppy November 25, 2013
Get the LAN Flumug. The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.
Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.
"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman
"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman
by Reginlief June 9, 2018
Get the Vegas Flumug.