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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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Canadian Exit

To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.
"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"
by Boombabyboom June 5, 2009
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poop-exit

Your dirty, brown shithole, You too ladies!
Maria held her dirty poop-exit open for me because I can't get enough of that smell.

Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.
by damian bunny May 9, 2008
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last exit to brooklyn

An intensely, shockingly pure novel written by the vastly under appreciated writer, Hubert Selby Jr. such a bad-ass book; imagine aspects of fear and loathing mixed with the jerry springer show and naked lunch put to the soundtrack of the velvet underground.
person 1: i'm writing about last exit to brooklyn for my book review.

person 2: i've never heard of that.
by parkshark January 11, 2010
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Final Exit TV Network

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.
"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
by Humor Smith February 27, 2009
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Krispy exit

In regards to playing 1st and 3rd person shooter video game; Dying after putting yourself at significant tactical disadvantage at a distance too great from your teammates to receive cover/support, leading to anger, lashing out, refusal to accept responsibility for ones own poor decisions, and eventually, a rage quit
Looks like he did the krispy exit again

Of course, he gets killed and does the krispy exit what else is new
by ClanTarp May 8, 2019
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Homie exit

Le Slee: ma man Aishlyee whr u at homie? We good for some frahd ckhin in ma crib?
Biatch Aishlyee: nah m8 i b feelin illin tonight
Le Slee: shieeet why u gotta do me a homie exit
by RoarSauce November 7, 2019
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