Its sucks you have to take 2 typses of needles inuslen and long acting u arnt fat its just the world hates u and if diabetes is though dont eat food with out inuslen promes me i did that and it sucked i was in the 30s of blood sugar i was barfing none stop and ingnior people who are like oh no u cant eat sugar and like rub in ur face case it also has cool powers like u can say ur a robot if u have a pump or u can say i have low blood sugar i need to get out of class and u canget blind owo
Orion Hi i have diabetes karen ack get a way from me u wwilll give me it and u cant eat candy "eats scoopysnacks" Orion uhh yes i can idoit
by OrionDiabeteskid September 5, 2019
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When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012
Get the Diabeating your kids mug.A person who is the single biggest mega-bitch of them all. A person who hates everyone that is good and, and in doing this dampers the entire social environment around them. they talk shit about you in front of your friends and then talk shit about your friends around you. A person who is so socially unacceptable that you reminisce about blunt force trauma when they say anything within a 10 foot radius of you. You don't want to hurt this person your self, they don't deserve being hurt by mortals. Some fate sent down by the gods will suffice. this is not a very curable disease, but someday we may find a cure.
Person 1: "God he is such a narrcissist."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."
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See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.
by SJ Haynes September 16, 2008
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