humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

dizzle atomic dump 

This phrase refers to the most powerful, gaseous force known to mankind and it is a result of the mighty weight loss drink known as Slim Fast. "Mon Dat Be Some Powaful Shit" is what rastafarians used to say when exposed to its mystical, medicinal ways. A legend was born in a place called Tazewell, when a young high school wrestler started taking this popular weight loss regimen. Thus, he became famous for his "distinct" qualities over night. Lets just say that he was the only one known: "to be able to clear a room" with his atomic ability.

Ern, man you be takin' a dizzle atomic dump again!!! Literally, there goes the neighborhood!!! Fo' shizzle my ern dizzle!! Whew, damn what is that??

dizzle atomic dump by Shaqueezle G. November 3, 2005

Cum dumpster slut nugget 

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

Cum dumpster slut nugget by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Dump Invalidation (DI) 

A Dump Invalidation or a DI is when you are taking a dump and its so hard and dry that halfway through the painful process, you decide to suck the dump back up your butthole, eat some fruit, try again later, and hope for the best.

Person 1: man i just had to DI. it hurt like 712904 needles entering my butthole.

Person 2: HAHA. better luck next time.

Dump Invalidation (DI)

Dump Invalidation (DI) by mountainbuffalobro March 2, 2011

dump truck attorney 

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

dump truck attorney by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

relaxation dump 

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008

spicy dump 

A terrible burning sensation as you take a dump

I wish I had ice for this spicy dump

spicy dump by Karl Last November 4, 2013