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The Curve 

A system of grading school tests that's long since become the norm, doing away with the standard scoring of an 81 score making a C+, or 70 making a D-, and anything 69 and under an F. With "the curve," a person can have the highest score in the class, like a 65, and still get an A.
Good thing Teacher used "the curve": I got a 59, ,but I still got an A. Donnie got the lowest, a 14, so he got an F.
The Curve by ferdii6069 June 7, 2016

Dot Dot Curve:)

The illest band on the planet making everyone want to get crunk. From the bitches in the club to the hobos drinking 40 oz. in the alley. When you hear dot dot curve:) you just want to hollar. The group includes spanky and newly added jayreck and jspizzy.

They just got signed to standby records/hot topic.

If you dont like dot dot curve:) you should eat shit and die!

Their celeberties baby:]
"Whats that song that goes omg its like when they see me all they see is my freakish hair..."

"Duh nigguh its rocketshiptothemoon by dot dot curve:)"

asian curve 

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.
"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.
asian curve by Stang February 12, 2014

Nastiness Curve 

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.
Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

Power curve 

A range of normal and timely thought processes and actions; sometimes daily, routine tasks.
You’re behind the power curve this morning.

Shelton Curve 

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.
I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
Shelton Curve by Lexicunt May 31, 2021