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cryptician

A doctor specialising in the robbery and desecration of crypts, for the use of research and student medical practise.
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by Br00k66 January 16, 2025
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Cryptdick

someone who whines and complains about life being unfair, and uses name-calling to justify their immature behavior against freedom of speech, thinking only their views matter and ends the conversation with negative feedback instead of finding a rational solution.
That person is such a cryptdick; because I'm not allowed to state my views on what is morally appropriate, and that person just puts a k to the conversation with name calling to avoid a point being made.
by Gee smoke June 13, 2025
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cryptissonance

The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.
Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.
by Llamahu November 7, 2025
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Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
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Crypto Fatique [cryptique]

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.
"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.
by Cointopay September 17, 2018
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Mr. Cryptic

so goated...
"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed
by Everyone and U October 2, 2021
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