Condom Song

After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.

Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!

Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.

Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.

by RJB555 January 18, 2011

Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

by prince May 13, 2005

condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.

Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.

by iandiablo April 1, 2011

Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.

MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack

Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...

by Delmar April 9, 2006