Rubber glove's that fit's snug on the penis used to prevent sexual transmitted diseases & getting girls pregnant
Steve : Hey Chad where's all the Condom's?
Chad : I had to stop stocking them cause you kept stealing them filling them up with your cum & leaving them all over the store.
Steve : Oh well I guess i'll just pound my raw dick in Jana's soft pussy!
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Jake : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : We don't carry Condom's anymore!
Jake : Oh Yeah well Kiersten like's my raw dick better anyway!
Chad : Well you better go stick it in her right now before someone else does!
Jake : Fuck You Chad Fuck You!
Mark : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : God Damn't Mark go wrap a plastic bag around your cock or something Jesus Christ!
Mark : Never mind your ex wife enjoy's my raw cock inside her anyway!
Chad : Go To Hell Mark!
Meghan : Excuse me sir where are the:
Chad : MOTHER FUCK DOSEN'T ANYONE USE BIRTH CONTROL ANY MORE JESUS CHRIST WE DO NOT SELL CONDOM'S HERE ANYMORE SO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO CVS AND GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAM STUPID CUNT!
Meghan : Oh My God! I was just asking where the graham cracker's were for my sunday school class! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Fuck Sunday School you should go home and let your man stick his raw dick inside your pussy!
Meghan : (slap) (slap) (slap)
Chad : GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU STUPID BITCH! GOD I HATE CONDOM'S!
Chad : I had to stop stocking them cause you kept stealing them filling them up with your cum & leaving them all over the store.
Steve : Oh well I guess i'll just pound my raw dick in Jana's soft pussy!
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Jake : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : We don't carry Condom's anymore!
Jake : Oh Yeah well Kiersten like's my raw dick better anyway!
Chad : Well you better go stick it in her right now before someone else does!
Jake : Fuck You Chad Fuck You!
Mark : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : God Damn't Mark go wrap a plastic bag around your cock or something Jesus Christ!
Mark : Never mind your ex wife enjoy's my raw cock inside her anyway!
Chad : Go To Hell Mark!
Meghan : Excuse me sir where are the:
Chad : MOTHER FUCK DOSEN'T ANYONE USE BIRTH CONTROL ANY MORE JESUS CHRIST WE DO NOT SELL CONDOM'S HERE ANYMORE SO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO CVS AND GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAM STUPID CUNT!
Meghan : Oh My God! I was just asking where the graham cracker's were for my sunday school class! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Fuck Sunday School you should go home and let your man stick his raw dick inside your pussy!
Meghan : (slap) (slap) (slap)
Chad : GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU STUPID BITCH! GOD I HATE CONDOM'S!
by SlopNChop January 15, 2019
What broke last night.
by BBPow August 15, 2010
by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
by SKKW1313 June 08, 2015
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
by KrimsonSmartass September 27, 2008
Haven't you heard?
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
by Q. Jakers August 12, 2009
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon June 27, 2004